Job Ads And Elections

I was going to call this rant number two, but I'm not sure I feel like ranting right now.

Feeling a little delicate, you see.

Late night last night.

It's too early in the morning still - London GST - to be ranting (despite what blogger says the time is- you're wrong blogger baby!)

Anyway, job ads.

Don't you just loathe 'em. Must be a horrendous job to have to write about all those horrendous jobs out there.

"Here is an interesting opportunity - A global management consultancy is looking to recruit. Ideal candidates will have a background in consultancy, competition economics, litigation support and sticking their tongues as far up management arses as they can go."

How can that be an interesting opportunity!?

Having sex with Rachael Weitz is what I would call an interesting opportunity.

(Cracking photo isn't it? Thank you very much for taking it, Naomi.)

I have done a job similar to the one quoted (even the tongue thing, but not very well hence why I am here writing to you) and I can tell you it was not interesting (or tasty).

"If you have the high level secretariat experience we require and if you are looking for a challenging role where your multi-tasking skills will be fully utilised and you will never, ever get to go home (not even at weekends), we would love to hear from you."

Do these people really think they will recruit someone?

Truth be told they probably will.

To stop all this nonsense I reckon I should start a revolution or something.

Workers and non-workers should unite to overcome the tyranny of office life.

So, vote for me Lord Loafer at the local and European elections tomorrow.

I will free every one of you so that we can all loaf together!

Remember vote for me - Even if you can't see my name on the ballot paper.

Vote with your mind, if not your pen.

Freedom to loaf, play this game (http://www.gamesgames.com/game/Crush-the-Castle.html) and dream about getting up close and personal with Rachael Weitz.

Sigh.